The latest incidents of words outwitting the world. ~♥~ I don't know whether my local butcher has been outwitted by words or is merely a pleasant pheasant plucker with a literary sense of humour. Either way, this sign made me smile... ~♥~ A recent conversation that happened whilst driving my eldest home from school: Eldest … Continue reading Outwitted by Words #4
Category: Life’s Absurdities
Outwitted by Words #3
Ever had it happen that you see a word and it fixes itself immediately in your head as being pronounced a particular way? It's always slightly offensive when you hear someone else say it differently, isn't it? Scone is such a word. Inveigle, nous and irreparable as well. The thing with these words is, no matter how they're said, … Continue reading Outwitted by Words #3
Accidental Homonym
I visited my parents last weekend. While I was there, I made an accidental discovery. It all began early Sunday morning as I ambled nonchalantly across their kitchen, cup of tea in hand, to sit in my dad's chair at the head of the breakfast table. (Classic Goldilocks error.) As I did so, I glanced at the TV in … Continue reading Accidental Homonym
Outwitted by Words #2
I didn't expect the next instalment of 'outwitted by words' to be my own faux pas, but I'm not one to pass up an opportunity to laugh at myself so here goes. I was playing a board game at a friend's house the other day, called 'Five Second Rule.' You have to name three things … Continue reading Outwitted by Words #2
Outwitted by Words #1
Have I mentioned that I adore words? Specifically English ones. (I'm sure words in other languages are equally wondrous, but I don't know any of them thus I'm naturally biased.) You can do anything with words: excuse, pretend, explain, enlighten, deceive, emote ... Words have the power to create whole new worlds, if you want … Continue reading Outwitted by Words #1
